This week is really one of those weeks that I cannot do a single thing right. I fielded nasty emails, my house looks like an explosion rocked through it, and I could not, for the life of me, get anything done in a timely fashion this week.
Including my brother’s haircut.
My sister is getting married tomorrow. Actually, let me back up. Debbie actually got married in York, South Carolina last June, and she’s doing the reception/party thingie tomorrow. Which is awesome, great! And of course, when you’re overbooking yourself (sure, a staff meeting the same weekend of my sister’s wedding?!), it all seems great a few months out, but I’m completely freaking out and not sure how I’m going to accomplish everything and still emerge with my sanity this weekend.
Two words. Xan-ax. Jk jk!
So, in today’s episode of what did I manage to screw up, I was trying to be helpful because I knew my parents were running around and I offered to figure out somewhere for my brother to get his hair cut.
Now I get it. We’re black, our hair is a little different to manage, however, I went to this kinda hipstery place that gives you a free beer when you come to get your hair cut, and asked if they cut black hair.
The guy was all “OMG of course we cut black hair!”
“Like, black PEOPLE’S hair. You can do that, no problem?”
“Yeah, of course!”
Course, at that point, I feel like I’m being a jackass for even asking, because hey, they studied hair right? How dare I assume that a black man’s uncomplicated haircut may be a challenge? So I made my brother an appointment, dropped him off, and waited for the result.
It was a freakin nightmare.
My brother looked actually worse than he did when he walked in.
From what Derek says, the poor girl had no clue what she was doing, could not so much as brush his hair without pausing to ask him if she was hurting him, and when he asked for a “fade and a shape-up,” she looked at him like he was speaking cat. Which I speak well, but he does not.
::sigh:: I get it. Our hairs are textured differently. And you didn’t study black hair wherever you went to. HowEVER, can we all just agree, at that point, that we won’t tell Cheri, whose sanity is already hanging by a thread, that we can do a fade with an edge-up, when obviously that’s not true?
So, if I go missing, you know my entire family is responsible because I did this to my brother’s hair a day before my sister’s wedding. The good news is, it’s fixable, and my dear husband is going to take my brother somewhere in the morning while I teach a class and fix this mess I made.
Anyhoo, Happy Saturday! Stay tuned for some pics of my sister’s nuptials!